What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

How can targeted individuals protect themselves from organized stalking? Have you discovered practical strategies?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Are cold plunges good for you? Here’s what the science says. - The Washington Post

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Yankees Star Responds To Red Sox Rookie’s Viral Quote - NESN

No way

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This gamer shouldn’t have left his cousin unattended: in just a few seconds, his cousin literally destroyed his older relative’s simulator. - Stewartville Star

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some good series or movies like GOT in the fantasy genre?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Mark Hughes dissects how Verstappen's win bid imploded - The Race

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do people reject the usage of the Cursor IDE?

Still no good.

No go.

5 Observations on Jaguars Minicamp Day 2 - Sports Illustrated

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Then came..

So they tried

Loons and Moons